What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?